So, Henry Husaberg is about ready ~ a little running time to ensure all is well with waterworks etc. etc.
Crouching by the bike, I check the outlet hose (rubber).
Then, in a moment of cretinous stupidity think “Oh, I’ll just check the inlet”…
Which IS NOT THE NEXT TUBE ALONG!
That would be the exhaust.
I now have no fingerprints on my right hand!